Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, tha
nks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks f
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i cant be arsed to ... ( 11 hours ago by raggmanss)
i cant be arsed to take xmas tree down so i burned it down instead
Patriot ass bullshit ( 10 hours ago by Olaaf2002)
Patriot ass bullshit
lawl thats funny ( 9 hours ago by UCAMUCA)
lawl thats funny
Watch the tonight ... ( 9 hours ago by lilleaske)
Watch the tonight show with Jay Leno 2nite.. Jeff and the puppets will be there!!!!
SILENCE I KILL YOU! ... ( 9 hours ago by metroid1234567)
SILENCE I KILL YOU! XD
its not funny! hehe ( 8 hours ago by AF1Go)
its not funny! hehe
Patriotic shit ( 8 hours ago by sundstroom)
Patriotic shit
bin laden is coming ... ( 8 hours ago by pottsyere2k7)
bin laden is coming to town
ok maybe in halo ... ( 7 hours ago by Strasbourgeois)
ok maybe in halo loool
OMFGGZZ!! papa ... ( 6 hours ago by xxxG2lovmusicxxx)
OMFGGZZ!! papa gates! syn gates dad is guitar guy!!! lolz thats fucking cool
ha ha lol my little ... ( 5 hours ago by sk8rchick82996)
ha ha lol my little sister goes around singing jingle bombs
Really? ( 4 hours ago by cdglemser)
Really?
white americans are ... ( 4 hours ago by Iranianoilbourse)
white americans are very hateful people.
im scotish i dont ... ( 4 hours ago by Shadoxstar)
im scotish i dont care
thats some funny ... ( 4 hours ago by bjb20)
thats some funny ass chiz!
it's not funny !!!! ... ( 4 hours ago by hza777)
it's not funny !!!!! XD
1:23 is funny ( 4 hours ago by Shadoxstar)
1:23 is funny
oh holy crap i ... ( 3 hours ago by unnabrowboy)
oh holy crap i think i blew my foot offff
FUCK JESUS ( 2 hours ago by hukby)
FUCK JESUS
be qiute you got it ... ( 1 hour ago by wepwnun00bs)
be qiute you got it i have it
lol ( 1 hour ago by SasukeZot)
lol
Santa vs Chuck ... ( 1 hour ago by joemamalives)
Santa vs Chuck Norris ?! Search for " The Way of the Santa is Bruce Lee " !
i used to be a man ... ( 1 hour ago by kotyak2011)
i used to be a man
but thanks to uncle sam
every time i chough
my nuts keep falling off Xo
HILLARIOUS ( 40 minutes ago by jaredfarr)
HILLARIOUS



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